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Here ye here ye
I am officially opening myself to commissions


Yes, that's right, the guy you never remembered for anything in particular has gotten so dirt-poor he is offering to write for cash (or Paypal transfers, whichever you prefer). I will repeat: I am accepting commissions for things to write about.
It can be fan-fiction, horror, science-fiction, erotic, hell I'll tackle basically any genre provided I can handle it. I can't write about something I have no knowledge of, after all.
Prices will be negotiable. I'm no Scrooge but I am flat-broke, but as said, we can discuss prices. Just drop me a note and we'll get talking.

Once more: literally any genre is accepted, I need money and I can turn a phrase pretty damn well, if I do say so myself.
This is not Facebook. Why can I upload a status?
For anyone not in the know I'm currently engaged in an argument with a radical feminist, who seems to believe that my responding to her is 'forcing an opinion' on her.
This is why I hate radical feminists and SJWs.
Here ye here ye
I am officially opening myself to commissions


Yes, that's right, the guy you never remembered for anything in particular has gotten so dirt-poor he is offering to write for cash (or Paypal transfers, whichever you prefer). I will repeat: I am accepting commissions for things to write about.
It can be fan-fiction, horror, science-fiction, erotic, hell I'll tackle basically any genre provided I can handle it. I can't write about something I have no knowledge of, after all.
Prices will be negotiable. I'm no Scrooge but I am flat-broke, but as said, we can discuss prices. Just drop me a note and we'll get talking.

Once more: literally any genre is accepted, I need money and I can turn a phrase pretty damn well, if I do say so myself.

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Colin Monger
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United Kingdom
Hey there. Welcome to my DeviantART page. Here you'll find my random writing, concept art, Lego creations, and misc stuff I figured I'd upload because for a moment I deluded myself into thinking I had talent.

Current Residence: Scotland
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Never bought shit from here
Print preference: God alone knows
Favourite photographer: No idea
Favourite style of art: Oh great. Another question I can't answer.
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: An Iron Man suit
Wallpaper of choice: Dr Doom juggling skulls like a motherfucker
Skin of choice: Caucasian
Personal Quote: Don't go in expecting to fail. Go in expecting to kick someone in the dick.
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Micha-vom-Wald Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
Thx for the fav! :happybounce: CURSE YOU! If you like my work, feel free to check out my gallery and watch me !
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DerpyDashdaBluejay Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
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mirathomson Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thanks for the llama please donate there's always something in it for the donator!!
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twofacetoo Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Buddy, no disrespect, but I can't afford my bus-fare right now. How about you don't go about pestering people for donations after they were nice enough to give you a llama? It makes you look desperate, and makes me look like the bad guy if I say 'no'.
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dice-cat Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love the death note. im a huge fan!! great pics to! 
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twofacetoo Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks, and if you're referring to my Lego works, I take requests.
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dice-cat Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol ill gat a near lego ;D
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twofacetoo Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Say again?
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grandcheetah Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
thanks for the watch <3
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twofacetoo Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
No problem! c:
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